Level 5

UFO, communication w/angels

Courtesy of Wikipedia.  Public domain image.

Courtesy of Wikipedia. Public domain image.

I bet you were wondering when the UFO’s were going to surface. Well here they are, nestled comfortably at level 5. Beings traveling through the galaxy aboard a ship have been a fascination for generations. In modern American culture our curiosity surrounding extra terrestrials flows from Orson Wells’ War of the Worlds to Area 51 to Independence Day with Will Smith. While fads like sweat pants and democracy come and go, the world’s interest with UFOs has never gone out of style.

But just because a whole bunch of WooWoo people believe in them, it doesn’t make UFOs real. Questionable photographs have been taken, accounts of landings have been shared, and prime time made-for-TV dramatizations have attempted to recreate individual events, but in the end, all we have are great stories and curious looking crop circles.

The skeptics at this level call for various levels of proof to substantiate the existence of UFOs. For most, a VHS copy of alien autopsy is just not going to cut it (pun intended). A UFO landing in a prominent place such as Times Square, Las Vegas, or Tokyo would be much more convincing than a landing in Cousin Ned’s barn in backwoods Idaho. On the extreme scale is the “doubting Thomas” skeptic who needs to shake hands with a friendly alien visitor to believe. For that skeptic’s sake, let’s hope the alien visitor doesn’t see such a greeting as the intergalactic version of the middle finger.

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Quiz Questions

If you answer “yes” to some or all of these questions, you are at least this level. Go up to the next level of woowoo. If you answered “no” to all of these questions, your woowoo level is definitely one level below this level.

  1. Has a craft from another world ever entered Earth’s atmosphere?
  2. Has a craft ever landed on Earth?
  3. Is there a chance that small green people with big heads exited their space vehicle to “check da’ shit out?
  4. Can people communicate with angels through some type of symbol system (language, concepts, numbers)?