Level 0

Absolute skeptic

Here lies the skeptic and all of his or her agnostic friends. Not believing in anything beyond their five sensory perception, these folks are often very analytical and need to actually see water falling from the sky before they accept a forecast of rain. Succinctly put, agnostics lack any belief, including a belief that God does not exist. Perpetually sitting the fence, such skeptics will never set foot on the soils of faith nor will they give much validity to their own experiences lest they come with the approval of the mainstream social norm.

In the world of a level 0 woowoo, Elvis is most certainly dead, UFO’s are a collective hallucination of lesser minds, and anybody who claims psychic powers belongs in a mental institution. The very thought of a being more intelligent then their computer is most egregious to a level 0 woowoo.