Level 1

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Belief in God

Ahhhhh…here we are. The first level real level of WooWoo-ness. Don’t worry, we’re just getting started.

Level 1 WooWoo is principally personified by the belief in God. The belief in God may at first seem strange. How can believing in the Almighty be WooWoo? Then you remember that while most of the world since the dawn of history has had some kind of belief in a higher consciousness, science lacks the means to quantify such an existence. There are a lot of people running around saying they’ve received messages from God but funny that God doesn’t have a physical email address or telephone number or even snail mail so that we can contact God. Therefore the belief in God is still, ultimately, a belief of faith.

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Quiz Questions

If you answer “yes” to some or all of these questions, you are at least this level. Go up to the next level of woowoo. If you answered “no” to all of these questions, your woowoo level is definitely one level below this level.

  1. Do you believe in any of the following: A supreme consciousness, godhead, an old man sitting on a cloud, Zeus, Tao, Atman, the Christian God, the Islamic God, the Jewish God, the ‘s God?